Saturday, March 15, 2014

Tennessee is really behind in sex, according to local scholar

Edition Two


Publik Edukashun




Gloria Johnson, D., a state representative and teacher led a rally on Market Square of about 100 people (wow), according to an article in today's Knoxville News Sentinel.  I don't understand liberal white peoples' obsession with denying quality education to minority children.  Maybe Gloria Johnson and Bill de Blasio, D., NYC Mayor could get together and explain it to us all.  

The fact that nearly 100 people showed up gives us all hope that opposing vouchers and charter schools is a losing proposition.  Remember the jokes about turning on the lights at Neyland Stadium and 20 thousand people just showing up!


Sex Mascots and Summer Camp




Another elucidating article in the same newspaper today has Haslam Scholar Brianna Rader patiently condescendingly explaining to all of us hicks, who have never lived anywhere else or been educated about anything at all, that penis and vagina mascots running around The University of Tennessee campus for "Sex Week"  is a sign of forward thinking sophistication.

Brianna wants us to know that The University of California-Berkeley had these very same mascot costumes at a middle school, summer sex education camp.  And, the quote in the Knoxville newspaper of record, hand to God, is, "Just as a comparison, that's how behind Tennessee is.", according to Brianna.

Without young sophisticates like Brianna how would we ever know.

Final Thoughts

Brianna Rader is a graduate of Halls High School.  Well done!  Gloria Johnson is a teacher at Richard Yoakley.  O.K.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Separation of Church and State for Thee, but Not for Me.

Edition One


Separation of Church and State the Madeline Rogero Version


According to a March 11, Knoxville News Sentinel article, Knoxville City Mayor Madeline Rogero met with local clergy to enlighten/beg them to preach the gospel of the Affordable Care Act aka Obamacare to their faith communities.  

What happened to Separation of Church and State, which although it does not appear in the Constitution, is accepted fact among some in our fair land?  Well, for Madame Rogero, if it suits her purposes, it does not exist.  

While I find this annoying enough, some of her quoted comments are reprehensible.  Such as:

“Healthy people with affordable insurance put more money in the collection plate!”

Spare me, Lord.  If any preacher I ever met started pimping promoting a government program from the pulpit, I would leave.  #shame #MadelineRogero.

Get Fruved


Oh, you read that right.  In today's Knoxville New Sentinel, an article touts the fact that the U.S. Department of Agriculture has authorized a $4,900,000 grant to the University of Tennessee 4-H extension program to combat "childhood obesity".  This is a peer to peer mentoring program.  It has a social media marketing element called "Get Fruved".  I don't kid.  This is a mash up of fruits and vegetables.

Get Fruved!  Get .... Fruved!  Did a ten year old come up this idea.  Did they talk to the Marketing Department.  Get Fruved is memorable and nmemonic. I do kid.  

The University loves the peer to peer programs.  They are creating them all over the place.  Two reasons.  First, they eliminate parental participation.  Second, they absolve the University of any responsibility.

This is $4,900,000 of your money, Knoxville and Tennessee and the United States of America.  For Get Fruved.  That giant sucking sound you hear is $4,900,000 circling the drain.  #toilet

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